oakle:

My friend just called him “Blonde Jesus”
oakle:

My friend just called him “Blonde Jesus”
oakle:

My friend just called him “Blonde Jesus”

oakle:

My friend just called him “Blonde Jesus”

susemoji:


This girl wearing a Golgi Apparatus
susemoji:


This girl wearing a Golgi Apparatus
susemoji:


This girl wearing a Golgi Apparatus

susemoji:

This girl wearing a Golgi Apparatus

❝Let us pray.
For your blessed bones.
For your sacred hands.
May you learn to love what is holy in you.
May you learn to love what is not.❞
— Caitlyn Siehl (via fairytaleandmandolin)
mcgonagall:

jklj2a mcgonagall:

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jklj2a

mcgonagall:

jklj2a

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

richsex:

The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice.  I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea.  She didn’t laugh.  I didn’t laugh.  That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.

answering all of these asks because casey is nutso

but under a “read more” because this is going to get long as hell.

Blue:  What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down?: Easy by Justin Vernon or I Won’t Let You Go by Hedley or Remember When It Rained by Josh Groban

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wickedclothes:

Honeycomb Keyholder

This elegant wall decoration doubles as a keyholder. Shaped like a honeycomb, the keyholder is utilized by inserting a hexagonal keychain into one of the holes. Found on Behance.

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

averypottermormon:

happymahiru:

happymahiru:

there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here

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THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEING ATTACKED BY SERIAL KILLERS I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BADLY

IM SOBBING

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

❝10. Lie through your teeth and accept cigarettes, even if you just slide them behind your ear like James Dean. In general pretend to be tougher than your father, blanker and crazier than your mother with her particular interests and phobias. Insist upon the window opened a crack. Write down what you see until you feel sick. They’ll stop. They don’t want you to puke all over the dash. That’s when you get out and wait for a different ride. Number ten is huge. Your survival as a hitchhiker depends upon it. I love you; please don’t die.❞

from “The Ten Essential Rules of Hitchhiking,” Bhanu Kapil, Incubation: A Space for Monsters 

(i first read this part after not having slept for the night, sitting outside by astor place waiting for two people who would be arriving at such different times, being very very aware of the sunlight and the blue skies and how little i was accustomed to either. i read this part and something inside of me cracked and i wiped at my face because i didn’t realize i was crying. i love you; please don’t die. i love you; please don’t die.) 

(via commovente)

❝I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.❞
— (via muse)